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Fabiano Caruana now literally the highest ELO rated player

Someone once predicted that Fabiano Caruana would be literally the highest ELO rated player one day, but today chess Grandmaster Fabiano Caruana's situation keeps evolving into never ending dramatic turns of event after famous TikToker bebahan discovered an online video showing a pair of prescription glasses at the bottom of a crevasse located near the south col of Mount Everest.

Following the viewing of the amateur video, some experienced climber recognized the pair of glasses and posted a comment on Reddit, a leftist online forum reputed for harboring ex-twitter staffers in excess, with now too much spared time, that these glasses most likely belongs to Caruana.

Despite incredulity voices heard amongst internet personalities, notably sport commentator Bob Menery, who said, "F#&!k you, chess is the only sport where players shower before and never after a match. F#&!k it, I'm not buying your shenanigan!".

Nonetheless, confirmation arisen later by a Missouri optometrist having sold the discontinued iconic prescription glasses model many years ago to a person with an Italian name and distinctive curly hairstyle.

According to a bad lips reading specialist who watched the TikTok video, a man all geared up is seen looking at the top of the mountain and saying, "Well, well, well! What a beautiful day to go outside.". Then, the video ends abruptly, sparkling instantaneous reactions from bebahan.

As reported on rock climbing legend, Alex Honnold's blog, a team of veteran climbers is already fixing ropes on the steep walls to facilitate the retrieval of Fabiano Caruana's prescription glasses on Himalayan's highest peak. Jake Norton and Reinhold Messner, part of the team, also helped by a dozen of local Sherpa, have post spectacular hi-resolution photos and some details of the immense and risky task ahead to recover the glasses. Chances of succeeding are dims, they said.

During this time, in Europe, in the shadow of the Sitges chess tournament, WGM Judit Polgar's house and garden have been search by Interpol. Mrs Polgar's was suspected of hiding GM Magnus Carlsen, seek, in relation with a disturbing live event that took place on a popular chess website.

the video link:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh_-iZq1G9M
Myself, I would prefer not saying Fuck you, all the time.
We live 2022, but we can, myself does, try to meet each other with respect.
@MrPushwood said in #2:
> What is the point of adding the word "literally" there?

if a GM climb on top of the world, he's the highest elo rating, literally.

maybe too "niché"
@SteveWanton said in #3:
> Myself, I would prefer not saying Fuck you, all the time.
> We live 2022, but we can, myself does, try to meet each other with respect.

You will be glad to hear that Bob got cancelled then.
@Chesserroo2 said in #6:
> Long post, but no where does it say his rating.

literally, 8,848.86 m (29,031.7 ft); Ranked 1st

too "niché" confirmed ️
Didn’t he climb Olympus Mons on Mars if you think about it?

Your under 9000m with your analogy, which seems quite underwhelming. Everybody knows >9000 it gets interesting.
@Rookitiki said in #8:
> Didn’t he climb Olympus Mons on Mars if you think about it?

full FIDE disclosure:
art. 12.4.6 - if any GM makes it, we'll give him the undisputed title of the highest ELO rated player without hesitation.

here you go, you read it like me
I thought you were going to reveal the location of the “Beads of Anal.”

The whole chess world has spent months looking for them and you find some random blokes glasses. Opportunity for a best seller missed!

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